EELE14.OS

This is a real OS, you can download it, enjoy (its not a virus, trust me)

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* It's a website. You already have it. Congratulations.

Why EELE14.OS?

Extremely valid reasons to use an OS that lives in a browser tab.

[CMD]

Real Terminal

Actually runs commands. A very limited set of commands, but still. Better than nothing. Probably.

[NET]

Built-in Browser

You're reading this in it right now. It's browsers all the way down. Im not sure this is a feature.

[WAR]

Battleship

Fully playable multiplayer Battleship. The most important thing on this website since we all love pew pew.

[DIR]

File Explorer

A virtual filesystem. Your files don't exist here and none of it is real but enjoy.

[MSG]

Guestbook

Leave a message. It goes into a database. An actual database. Someone might read it. Maybe.

[STK]

Built with Real Tech

Genuinely over-engineered for a portfolio. No regrets. Explore the filesystem, you might find more details.

Pricing

Choose the plan that fits your needs. Im greedy so you should get the Enterprise plan.

Free Tier

For normal people

$0.00

Full OS experience
All apps included
Unlimited window dragging
Admin panel access
Support (there is none)

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Pro Tier

For true enjoyers

$0.00

Everything in Free
Same features, just vibes
Premium support (I might reply on GitHub)
Bragging rights

Go Pro

Enterprise

For companies

$0.00

All Pro features
Custom solutions (no)
24/7 support (absolutely not)
SLA (what does that mean)

Contact

Still not convinced? I dont know then, I tried it all.

About Us im literally one guy

This project was built by me. You can explore the OS if you wanna get to know more about me.

if you use Vim/Neovim/Lazyvim I respect you (but also what's wrong with you)
if you use Windows with WSL I hope your tire pops today. Just use Linux.
if you think this is "over-engineered" you are objectively correct, but obviously wrong.

Code Quality

Aggressively typed. Read the codebase inside of this OS if you so wish.

Caffeine Status

I dont do that shit, beer it is.

Why a Desktop OS?

Every other portfolio is just a lame landing page. This one has a Battleship. Clearly superior.

Production Ready

At least I hope so, Claude says its fine so i went with it.

Our Privacy Policy sort of

In summary:

We dont protect your data (Hard to protect something non-existent)
The guestbook stores your name, message, and IP. You typed it in. That's on you.
Contact form messages go to an email. Shocking, I know.

What data do we collect?

Your IP address if you post to the guestbook. That's it. Nothing is ever stored here.

How do we use your data?

To render your guestbook entry. That's literally it. There's no analytics, no ad targeting, no tracking pixels. The visit counter is a single integer in a database.

How do we protect your data?

We dont.

Cookie Policy

There is one cookie which you will never see because its for admin auth. Cheers.

Fingerprinting Policy

I dont think we use fingerprints. If we do accidentally then i apologise in advance.

No devious trickery, pinkie promise